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How do vampires keep their breath smelling from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

What is the American national day for from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.

Where did vampires go to first in from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.

What do you think of Dracula films from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

When hes out driving where does Dracula from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

Why did Dracula miss lunch Because he from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire.

What is Draculas favorite pudding Leeches and from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

Did you know that Dracula wants to from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.

What does Dracula say when you tell from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

How does Dracula keep fit He plays from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

How does Dracula like to have his from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

Why does Dracula have no friendsBecause hes from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

What happened when a doctor crossed a from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

What kind of medicine does Dracula take from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

What do vampires have at eleven oclock from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.

Why does Dracula always travel with his from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.